Phoenix:I will do the case!
Phoenix:I will investigate!! (Even if you say no).
Phoenix:Everyone hates me...hey look evidence.
Defendant:Fine take the case.
Prosecutor:Nope, updated report.
Phoenix:YOU ARE A PHONY!
Witness:Okay mr. Lawyer do your worst!
(Few statements later)
Witness:I HATE YOU, YOU'RE MEAN AND STUPID AND HAVE STUPID HAIR.
Phoenix:I will shave my head after this.
Phoenix:GAH I'm going to lose!
Mia:Shut up you little shit, think outside the box!
Phoenix:I have this!
[Repeat the court two more times with something dramatic at the end and everyone is happy.]
YouTube user Kouli30 has uploaded the Dual Destinies OP animation from today’s Japanese eShop demo!
Here’s a quick translation:
Phoenix: A dark age has arrived for our legal system. We have to set it right.
Phoenix: …Yeah, I know. It looks like the one you’ve been chasing is finally making a move.
Phoenix: …It’s alright. A new attorney’s joined, actually.
Athena: Alright! Let’s do this!
Phoenix: It’s already been half a year since she joined. This time, more than ever, we need her help.
Guard: Are you alright!?
Phoenix: Mm. This is why I came back. …Let’s put an end to this.